Sid Penance

"Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

"This place is horrible. The Dragon Lady at the register yells at you the second you walk in like you're only there to steal something. She then overcharges you, hoping you're not paying attention."

"The place looks a little rundown from the outside but the SERVICE is top-notch & the prices are the best I could find in Wilmington."

"Smog Test Station ONLY. Fast in & out."

"The Men's Room (Outboard) has one of the finest art collections I've ever seen in my life (in a restroom)."

"They have Wi-Fi ! Ask your server for the current password."