"They heave hamentashin for Purim!"
"Only place to find Vanilla Coke on campus!"
"Now accepting cards! Cashless masses rejoice!"
"Trimet monthly passes honored as fare! Regular transfers or not."
"Try ANY of the benedicts here. The hollandaise sauce is killer"
"Go to Brick's Barber Shop for a $12 haircut and get a free eyebrow wax on your first visit! Also, don't forget to bring cash!"