"Wow, fast service! It's like a brand new Starbucks in here!!!"
"Best coffee shop in Baltimore. Go for the awesome coffee - come back for Adam's kind, friendly greetings!"
"Best smoothies of all time!!!"
"Slowest Starbucks of all time - make sure you're ready to wait!!"
"Not nice, #6! She can't help it, she's a rasta...and she'll love you if you let her."
"Don't know why they pretend to provide service - it's always a joke. Food is good, though."