"There's a train table, Lego table and coloring station for the little ones! Story time too! But bring hand sanitizer!"
"HORRIBLE SERVICE! Don't bother if you have someplace to be. But they have the best veggie biscuits and gravy in the world! So they can be worth the wait."
"Great Bagels, Gross Cream Cheese. Go with butter."
"No high chair at this location. If your child needs a seat you'll need to bring your stroller. 151st and Blackbob has one though!"
"This is a homophobic fundamentalist Christian company. Chances are they hate you. Don't give hate groups your money!"
"Zen abode of peace and tranquility in a truly fucked up world."