"This place is crap, keep going and you will find a nice place to live!!"
"Where in the vows that husband and wife take does it say...... Sleeping alone on a regular basis??? How did a miss that one???"
"My co-worker's daughter had a cockroach in her broccoli beef from Wah Sing just months ago...... Eat at your own risk!!"
"Best place to live in Napa, come on by and take a look!"