"Tak bleh cakap English bukan masalah die. Berbahasa pun tak paham. Mintak omelette dgn sume topping, taruh bell pepper je. Blur kes btul."
"Try the warm water here. Must have!"
"Free wifi is really fast. Free charging station. And free coffee. We're paying these guys too much aren't we? Haha."
"Half an hour till I get my food? You can wait that long for a pizza or at a 5 star restaurant. But this place is about good food. Flavors you can't get anywhere else. Hangover Burger FTW. Will return"
"French silk pie is really good. Carbonara is not bad either. Best part is the prices. RM9.90 a plate of pasta."
"Life with a real life troll."