"Hmmm, service sketchy. If you haven't eaten Ethiopian before, prepare yourself for a bread like material equivalent to carpet under padding; used to pick up your food and shovel into your mouth :("
"My take out order was short of the onion rings I ordered...quite annoying when you don't realise until you're home already!!"
"If it looks old, it is! Last time I stop in here when I've got a hankering for a pepperoni slice. Awful!"