"The service is really slow. We're talking 4 tables actively eating and is just sitting here twiddling our thumbs waiting for a waitress to even ask us for drinks"
"Don't let appearances fool you. This place has excellent food. Just not excellent grafitti cover ups"
"Pineapple margarita. For real. Yes, I realize this is the Esquire but it's excellent."
"Everything is tasty. The burritos make for a large meal and you can't beat the price when they are on special"