"Hot football players galore!"
"Riley is good. Charley, the beast, is mean. She'll try to bite you. If so. Launch her."
"They love when you destroy their house...go for the ramen noodles & kraft singles. Throw all the clothes out of bedroom on the first floor"
"It's true. Last night the ghost knocked my water bottle off my night stand. It also likes to unroll our toilet paper #spoOoOOky"