"Worst steak place I've ever been. Waiters re very ignorant and foods are terrible. Don't deserve the price at all."
"記得看 大殿的俯蓮柱礎 大殿裡山面栱眼壁的壁畫 大殿後的祖師塔 羅漢不達五百之多 I'm retarded to translate Chinese vernacular architecture terms."
"Ticket 80 kuai, almost no native residents left"
"天大承包的魚塘 養著一群走狗 餵著名叫學術黑暗的糧食 藏在觀音的許多頭裡窺探你 上層紀錄著屋頂鴿子的數量 然後狗告訴你磚家說戧柱並沒有用"