"Traffic's incredibly heavy hea!!"
"Big bro's office.... checkn up on the staff"
"Can't resist those muffins"
"the pizza is alryt bt its nthn to write home abt"
"the best choc muffins evr!!"
"dnt forget to ring the bell or u won't be let in... bt dnt fall aslip doing it plis..... its wayyyy loud!!"