"Bring a large wheelbarrow for the safe."
"Classiest of its kind. They always serve ladies before men, pull out your chairs to seat you, and refresh the side dishes constantly."
"Stir fry to order, a pretty decent selection, and ice cream ^_^"
"Easily the best carwash around. Free vacuums after you get your wash. Free wash with emissions test too."
"If something you want looks like it's a rental, look behind it at the other copies. Every rental item also has one or two non-rental versions that they hide at the back. Not there? Put 'em on hold!"
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