"Great experience here. Fast, friendly, tasty drink. Dude even comp'ed my mocha because he got distracted before I could pay. Can't complain about that."
"This is the best one in town. Still slow as heck though."
"Coastal Cookies doesn't take cards. Try and convince them to join the 20th century. Then maybe later they can try for the 21st."
"Watch out for the automated sprinklers. They get me every time."