"I love local government... 5 old ladies that should be unemployed all cackling about how sorry they are, but they'll get in trouble if they start working before 8 am..... No wonder I'm leaking right"
"Tell Liz, Alex or Kelly that they owe you a shot from Sean. That will give you shit, but pay in the end."
"Don't try to climb fences or break up dog fights at this venue...."