"tune in at 4pm on thursdays for the after school request show hosted by my wee sis emma alford =)"
"get the meateor and pour the garlic and herb dip over it...yum!"
"my local =) the big mac is the ultimate hangover cure!"
"watch out for pedestrians that think they can just walk out in front of moving cars..."
"great area to place your bets on pigeon fighting or emo slapping =)"