"Don't go into Room D, there's a massive hom in there!"
"I generally hate the major of this gaff, do join me in mutual hatred!"
"Didnt know this was a gay bar..... Be careful! Spirits are to cheap to lose your guard!"
"Always need a piss come Walton way, so remember to use the meadows chippy before boarding!"
"Don't ever be tempted by a pint of Ruddles!"