"Can anyone tell me how long the trail is?"
"Watch out for the officials. They cheat like ohio state to make sure the home team wins."
"Remind you friends not to park in the parking lot. $250 towing cost."
"Say hello to Raquel and don't forget to tell her you saw her on Leno in her pink Tom Brady jersey."
"Watch a great band put on a storm in a torrential downpour. (Did it MGMT 6/11/10"
"GET OUT OF THE LAW BUILDING ASAP"