Scott Fatland

"We all know what you're doing. HBT"

"If you swipe your card proper etiquette does not require tips but maybe for cash."

"And to make it even worse I get home (without a receipt mind you) and they forgot my most expensive sandwich. They did however remember to give me the small fries and soda even though I asked for lg."

"This is the worst burger king in America. They make you wait for 20 minutes while they jack off in the back and mess around. Twice in a row 5 people got their food before me."

"Bitch I'm actively going to try to steal all of your mayorships."