"Wtf is up with the driver taking a pee break at Terminal B so we miss the next Blue Line train???"
"Don't bother trying to use Sprint data service here…"
"Yes, you really are in B.F. Egypt, Texas!"
"Connect here while you've still got a chance since it won't be a hub much longer."
"Barbie's Dream Jet lives here."
"Don't bother with the priority security line, it usually takes longer than the economy line."