Michael Schwern

"Hang in the beautiful garden"

"The Mezzo for one is plenty for two!"

"Programmers, get out of the house and into the park! It has free wifi! And the shaded seat is shady enough that you can see your laptop screen."

"Eat much Strawberry-Rhubarb pie!"

"Stop in to gawk at the amazing wall of booze. If its quiet, be sure to talk with the bartender for recommendations. The corned beef sliders and poppers will help fortify you."