"You're a complete knucklehead if you don't pull over to order the best damn stuffed Portuguese Quohog in town"
"Ladies and gentlemen we have a new winner... #deji their pork rally sandwich with spicy kimchi relish is a flavor bomb o #awesome seriously seriously tasty"
"The mole poblano is the best I've had in NYC, the langanista chalupa is legit. Torta cubano also solid."
"Holy crap- alchemy creamery's strawberry jalapeño is delicious- sounds bizarre but is seriously seriously tasty"
"This place is overprice and under delivers on all fronts. Concierge spoke no English and provide zero suggestions for interesting activities. Stay someplace else."
"Byosb- bring your own sunburn"