"South of the border panini pretty darn good"
"Long narrow isles make it easier to grope and be groped by fellow shoppers."
"It's like a mini version of Whole Payche... I mean, Whole Foods."
"Always seems to be an infant crying behind here. Get a babysitter people! Saw IV is no place for a 6-month-old"
"Best time to swim: after 7 when all the kids are doing homework or getting in their jammies"