"The biscuits here are better than Red Lobster!"
"Vintage games! Original Xbox, playstation, ps2, Atari, original Nintendo, super Nintendo, sega genesis! Prices aren't too bad either!"
"Crappy washers, crappy driers. The machines take your money. "
"Don't use pump 5/6, it took me over 10 minutes to pump 14 gallons."
"Look out for a Lincoln town car who is too lazy to pull up to the drive-in and honks for service "
"For such a nice mall, the restrooms and food court are NASTY!"