"Really tasty and healthy-seeming square veggie slices on whole wheat crust."
"Perfect place to visit if your kids like climbing around in the woods. Paths made of sawed off logs and fallen trees; huge stumps carved into climbing structures. There's also a big sand pit!"
"With two churches, a supermarket, and two school buildings, the street parking on this block is rated "double black diamond." Experts only."
"On busy days (like school holidays in winter) the museum will hit capacity and you'll have to wait to enter -- unless you called ahead and got your name on the wait list. We did this and breezed in!"