Sammy Page

"Buffett was poorly stocked, sat down for around 20 minutes before I was waited on, strawberry lemonade tastes a whole lot like water, and I've been looking at food in the floor since I arrived."

"Worst experience at a whataburger ever. Had to toss my food out it was so bad!"

"This is the same log flume that they had at miracle strip before it closed in '04!"

"This is my favorite place to get worms from! (:"

"For deals? A touchscreen soda machine? Where's my flying car?"

"There's a vet office in the back that's open literally 7 days a week. Blows my mind. Haha"