"If there's no room in the Inn, you may be able to stay in a barn."
"The baguettes are very tasty and only cost 3.50 NIS. Also the cheese counter has a nice selection and good pricing. Watch out for minorities cutting lines!"
"While in Alon Shevut enjoy a unique yishuv with many remarkable people. At the moment there are no restaurants, but you can always come to my house!"