Samantha Bankey

"I'm pretty sure they put cocaine in their salsa because it's highly addictive and delicious."

"Ask for Joy!"

"Don't come here unless it's a quick, grab and go type thing. Produce is never in good shape, the place is dirty, and the cashiers just stand there eating potato chips and aren't friendly!"

"Fantastic raspberry smoothie! Lots of seeds though!"

"Do us all a favor and don't have your kids throw things at the animals, and don't swear when there are kids are around! (Yes, this really happened while I was there!)"

"Bring reusable water bottles to save money! Bottled water is $3, but water fountains are everywhere!"