Sage

"Good martinis, but the service sucks. You might get a few free shots, but you don't ever get attention for more drinks."

"Ladies: do not let Fernando serve you. He is an arrogant sexest *insert adjetive*. Ask for Brian."

"This school has the best Physics Program!!"

"The visitor's center is small, but will be growing in the coming years. Got to stop by the gift shop and load up on awesome NASA gear."

"Watch for rockets being launched towards the end of June!"

"Soooooooo good. The tropical salad is made with canned tropical fruit- not yummy."