Sabrina Cognata

"My friend used to fuck one of the baristas here but said he was too much like a girl. The coffee isn't like a girl but the iced coffee is sorta weak, like the barista, yo."

"I will be mayor again!"

"I'd rather have cancer."

"Be awesome. Everyone else here is!"

"Let them talk you into a massage. It's totally worth it."

"Boy, prepare to wait almost always, if you're coming here for the drive thru."