"Stay out of the teen section when there's a group of them there. Unless you like overhearing really dumb conversations & watching "alternative" teens awkwardly trying to impress each other."
"The desserts are really good! The cheese cake is cream, the chocolate cake is awesome, and the apple crisp is juicy! But the carrot cake has raisins and no cream cheese frosting. :("
"You're gonna be waiting a looong time so make sure your phone is fully charged! Time for Sudoku!"
"Make sure your phone is fully charged! You're gonna be waiting a really long time!"