"Avoid Gary, short guy with a big head and a Napoleon complex"
"Not the best bacon, but the french toast is some of the best in town"
"Tyler doesn't know what he's talking about I got a drink from 3 deep at the bar the other night."
"Burgers are awesome. Join the mug club Tuesdays and Wednesdays"
"The cesar salads at Topper's are good."