"Such cool people live here!"
"Both Tom and Cherry do a great job, and at $10 for a haircut how can you resist!!"
"Get your CO2 tank filled here!"
"The checkers here are the slowest ever!! Plan to stand in line for atleast 30 minutes because of their laziness!!!!"
"Don't get locked up here, I heard it sucks"
"The people here like to add random places, like bedrooms in order to score more points and become mayor of a bullshit place! Cheaters!"