"Good drinks, but the meal did not live up to the insufferable wait. Give it 2 stars."
"Try Brian's Blanton Manhattan on the rocks!"
"Fellas, get your haircut by Brandon. He's sensitive, but does a great job. Mention this ad and get 50% off your tip to Brandon."
"Go Wednesdays for Granny's brisket sandwich. The south ain't got nothing on Molly's brisket!"