"Deb Amesqua meet-and-greets every Sunday at noon."
"You MUST taste something, else the store ladies admonish you."
"Food seems to be microwaved. When I asked about this, they kicked us out. This place doesn't deserve your business."
"Don't leave without the budino."
"Stay away, tourist trap."
"Power outages, fire alarms, and a steamy exercise room. Oh my."