"If you don't like this place you are probably a very bad person on the inside."
"Ask to try "the fourth salsa"...Habanero!"
"The X ray machines are banned in Europe...you may opt out if you choose."
"Good service today from Gretchen."
"You can opt out of the x ray porno scanner. Full body pat down is the alternative though :-("
"If you are in the area stop by for a $5 discounted off MSRP for Adarga Leather Handlebar Tape."