Ryan Lenihan

"Forget the sandwiches they're made on stale bread. Girl in the deli is kinda cute but no girl is worth putting up with a stale sandwich"

"Not the best place to stop for a quick shag. Very busy and more than enough perverts hovering around, also a bald man praying to the sun god"

"Watch out for the hobos. There is one that looks like Steve McQueen hiding behind a brick wall with a few bags of shopping."

"Vegetarians should be happy with the wide variety of meat cuts to choose from. One meal here will mean no iron tablets for a month!"

"Omfg! Why didn't anyone say anything about the lizards? One ran up my leg and ate my baby!"