"Extremely dirty, terrible food, currently with a server that is wonderful. I can't imagine she'll be here long. Gross."
"Prime rib is spot on, Erdinger Lager is a brilliant compliment, and service is great."
"Go. Just go. This is amazing."
"Quite a civilized hotel with extra comfy beds. While suspended in a time warp, you can't but love the warmth of the atmosphere."
"A tourist attraction, I suppose, if you have nothing better to do. Don't be stupid enough to actually make an overpriced purchase here."
"Bring cash. Try the Ethiopian food, it is superb."