"Slowest In-N-Out ever! ¡"
"Dog friendly and free parking but the lot is small."
"Bangus sisig just tasted like vinegar! Can't speak for other dishes but for this one go to Max's instead."
"Picnic tables have no shade!"
"Uh carnitas is supposed to be deep fried pork. Why is it swimming in a vat of fatty water?!"
"50% off rolls from 12-5pm on Sundays"