"Grab the goose by the neck for the better of ipas!"
"Anyone who relies on "specials" to attract people is a shitty bar. I love hearing people ask for the special!"
"I will only eat here if I received a gift card. The service is terrible and the food is disgusting, well besides the appetizers. Not very good at suggestions either. Who drinks patron margarita?"
"Best male haircuts in town. You haven't felt style until you walk out of the building."
"I wish they sold bullets."