"Do not be alarmed: the geese have escaped their exhibit. Use caution. Repeat: Canadians are loose and pooping all over the zoo."
"The people in line in front of us are about to Freebird right there in line and become parents."
"I can always count on music ostensibly composed for crazy people at Chipotle- and good food."
"TCABC has a GREAT job search ministry! Meets monthly on Sundays. On a hunt? Know someone who is? Point 'em here!!"
"Big church, lots of SMALL groups to choose. Job search? Come third Tuesdays to OJT at 6:30pm."
"Tried to use the mobile app....I really did. It wouldn't let me sign up...kept rejecting my password. Food is too good to leave though."