Russ

"Get married here! An absolutely wonderful day and night with excellent food and superb staff."

"P-p-pick up a parcel"

"Keep your beer cold by sitting in the "beer garden" in the station. Brrr!"

"Pretend you're a contestant on "Gladiators" by running down the escalator the wrong way."

"Have fun by walking slowly across the bridge in rush hour"

"Don't follow sat-nav here or you'll crash in to Booze Busters!"