"This is a seriously shitty place, the service is the worst. I keep coming back because it's close to my spot but I'm seriously reconsidering."
"You'd expect free wifi at this kind of an establishment right? Nope you'll pay an arm and a leg for that. Look around before you book here."
"Make sure you clear your car when leaving it here for service, stuff gets stolen here."
"The chef guy Dj skills are up to shit he should stay in the kitchen."
"When watching a 3D movie and don't already have glasses, ask if someone can help you before joining the refreshments queue."
"They add 10% on your bill upfront."