"Is the customer service in this place for real? Its almost like they truly don't want your business at all. Like they are almost offended that you walked in there... Terrible!"
"The tilapia is scrump-diddly-umptious!"
"Great Peruvian food, the place had a nice makeover, looks much better!"
"Try the pizza, absolutely delicious and while you're at it have a an espresso with a chocolate biscotti."