"Nachos are good. Burger was tasty but smallish. Paid $3 extra for onion rings, 6 onion rings on the plate"
"nachos are good. Bit pricy for the amount of food you get"
"If you leave cash in the mailbox you'll have good luck"
"Delicious, but pathetically small burritos. Going to bandit burrito from now on. 5" burrito for $6.25 is lame. Man size those burritos and I'll come back"
"Not impressed. Server and host surly. Burrito puny. Chips not warm. Salsa nothing special. Left still hungry."
"Brisket smells are delicious. Beware of swordplay later"