#minirube

"Pedi will make your feet feel like you are waking on baby asses ;)"

"If you are gambling in the airport, either a) you're a degenerate gambler and should leave Vegas immediately, or b) you are desperate b/c you spent your rent/mortgage money at strip club. Good luck!"

"This gate sucks. In the corner right next to C11. Get here early for seats or just go sit in C11."

"This gate is basically a glorified hallway. Hang out near Sports Scene Oakland (between 21 & 22) and you can plug in on comfy chairs"

"Don't get upset b/c the A-list line is moving slow. Keep calm. You are flying southwest out of Oakland... U ain't a baller!"

"Why is it that hood gas stations never have the little thingy that allows you to remove your hand from the nozzle while you are pumping gas? #ambush"