Roy Depasquale

"this place has the best public bathrooms for dumpage"

"the seat stays up. nahhhmean?"

"make sure to bring horse tranquilizers for the loud annoying children... and the parents. ugh. worst place to nurse a hangover. weak free drink w/brunch"

"lydia and gill are both stacked waitresses. its like a classy hooters. the pulled pork is moist. but the chicken fingers are more like toes."

"don't use the toilet standing up. check out the girrafe sofa pillows. they are exquisite. also, the shark tooth comb is enviable."

"be careful of the crocodile pond."