Roscoe

"Nothing good here but super long and super slow lines at every corner."

"Get a shot of Bailey’s in your coffee to go."

"This airport is unbelievably slow"

"Coffee lager is the bomb"

"You need a key fob to get out of the parking garage door or even back into the building. So you’ll pretty much be held captive until someone lets you in or out. Sure hope there isn’t a fire."

"Avoid doing anything to upset the doorman. You’ll probably get fined."