"Oh snap! Deep-fried + ranch dipping sauce = must try!"
"Most people prefer BBQ sauce, but personally, I like my chinchillas with a good mango salsa!"
"I've rubbed my penis on 1 thing at this venue - guess which one."
"Bonus points if you summon Mary Rutherford."
"Actual name: Big Bruce."
"I wouldn't hang out here if I was a tree."