"Your college frat bar dressed up. Overpriced pun food. Crowded."
"Six tastings for three dollars. Complimentary bread, cheese, and spreads."
"There is actually a two dollar few for tastings. Skip it and go across the street."
"Definitely have to go on the first day for sale items. They run out quickly."
"Did not have any hooks. Trip was a bust."
"Nothing but fast food surrounds you."