"If you are here then the situation calls for BIG Medicine because it's deep water. LookUp! For your redemption is close, you can feel & hear HIS breath here......Selah"
"They give designer shorts to wear for x-rays below the waist. Wear the lead shield when offered if you still desire to pro-create"
"Take it up high, take it down low, this break won't dissapoint unless you just want to put on a show. Mayor's don't lie...."
"BTW...opinions about religion & politics are welcomed, just bring a shield 'cause these peace lovers got lot's of rocks, strong arms, and little patience for fools and idle talk of idealistic theories"
"Where SW features are free and the Platform's a breeze 'cause bug backlogs are just a remembrance...so let PM keep on counting as we discuss how to live while here on the Big Candy Mountain."
"Where the halls are lined with lollipops and gum drops and maple syrup flows from the water fountains. Bring the waffles and flap-jacks cause this Mayor plans to add some pounds....sooooweeiii!!"